About a year ago (we had a contest you'll recall)
In which someone won a song (all for and all about him)

As his luck would have it (a guy named Darryl went and grabbed it)
He's been waiting for a year (for this song thats all about him)

{Darryl, he's 20 years old, from our nations capital} and he's got no girlfriend
{Although, that been told} his best friend is some girl named Laura

Darryl says that PS1 is somehow better than PS2
Well that makes no goddamn sense cause 2 does everything 1 can do

A honda prelude, (and an older brother) he runs a website (and lives with dad and mother)
He likes his asian chicks (he's ambidexterous)
And he was born in South Africa but we're assuming that he's not a racist

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Darryl Contest Winner Number....this is ridiculous.darryl is in the house.we are ridiculous.darryl is in the house.i once had sex with a dead man